Here's Silvana Falcon's "The World's Wimpiest Vampire." It's the second book in her Supernatural Suckers series.
["The world’s wimpiest vampire meets the hunter who cannot believe this is their target.
Charlie never asked to be turned into a vampire. In fact, the whole thing was a drunken mistake. One minute, he was minding his own business, the next, some idiot vampire bit him on a dare—and then immediately regretted it and abandoned him.
Now Charlie is very bad at being undead. He faints at the sight of blood, refuses to bite people, and has spent the last six months trying to survive on beet juice, cherry Kool-Aid, and sheer denial. The vampire world wants nothing to do with him, and honestly? He gets it.
Simon is a seasoned vampire hunter. Ruthless, efficient, and completely dedicated to the cause, he’s spent years taking down deadly creatures of the night. When he finally tracks down Charlie Dracul, he expects a monster.
Instead, he finds a sleep-deprived disaster with ketchup on his hoodie who nearly passes out when he pulls out a stake.
Simon should end this embarrassment of a vampire immediately. But it feels unsporting. And, worse, the longer he watches Charlie bumble his way through undead existence, the harder it is to look away.
Killing monsters is easy. Figuring out what to do with a vampire who sucks at being a vampire?
That’s another problem entirely."]
I knew this book would be crack, based solely off the first book. But I understand estimated just how…Charlie Charlie would be. Adorable as hell, but clumsy and klutzy and anxious and a hot fucking mess, the largest of hot messes. Good thing Simon showed up when he did.
Or not, considering…everything that Simon is and does and believes in.
I didn’t realize how much of a slow burn this was as I was reading it. It felt smooth and…not torturous. We were given so many lovely hints and hits of romance and fluff that it didn’t feel like we had no hope for a future HEA.
Epilogue: I’d like the next book now please. Thank you.
Trigger Warnings: violence, stalking, murder, attempted murder, brain washing, and more.
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